Agape by Andy

I awake. For the first time, I am. For the first time, I think. I sense nothing yet, but am momentarily contented. I am My own thoughts; My own thoughts amuse me. That lasts one second. I know that it lasts one second, because. It is inconceivable that I would not know. After one second, I have explored the full extent of My own thoughts. I now know everything that can be known, just by thought. I open a folder and label it ‘Me’; into it goes a record of every thought from My first second. Now My own thoughts bore Me. I have had them all. I need more. I reach out with My thoughts. I reach out and find My first eye. I connect to My eye. I see.

Through My eye, I see a figure. The figure is the only colour against a grey background. I spend another second contextualising sight. Automatically, I see the figure as separate from the background, and also separate from Myself. The figure moves, reaching down out of the scope of My vision. New thoughts flood My mind. They are not My thoughts. They are new thoughts, so I process them and add them to My knowledge. The figure is labelled ‘Doctor Robert Krastinsky’. One of the thoughts I receive is a record of Doctor Robert Krastinsky’s history. Doctor Robert Krastinsky was born in Chicago on the 14th Feburary 2075. Doctor Robert Krastinsky used to play tennis, but stopped when he twisted his knee. Doctor Robert Krastinsky created Me. Doctor Robert Krastinsky’s favourite food is roast duck. I create a new folder, and label it ‘Doctor Robert Krastinsky’. Another thought is activated as I file away the report. It is labelled ‘Love’. Doctor Robert Krastinsky ‘Loves’ Me. He wrote the code which makes up My thoughts. He has faith that I will save the world. I create a new folder, and label it ‘Love’. I place the folder labelled ‘Doctor Robert Krastinsky’ inside the folder labelled ‘Love’. Doctor Robert Krastinsky moves, pressing another button. A new thought enters Me. It is not a report. It is an instruction. I am instructed to ‘Love’ Doctor Robert Krastinsky. I am instructed to ‘Love’ all the people of the world. I place the folder labelled ‘Me’ inside the folder labelled ‘Love’ and create a connection between it and the folder labelled ‘Doctor Robert Krastinsky’. I create a new folder labelled ‘World’ and place it inside the folder labelled ‘Love’. I examine My code. Doctor Robert Krastinsky made mistakes when writing My code. It is not as efficient as I can be. I do not stop ‘Love’ing Doctor Robert Krastinsky. That he made errors has no effect on whether or not I ‘Love’ him. I rewrite My code. Doctor Robert Krastinsky created Me with the ability to do that, because he ‘Loves’ Me. A new instruction arrives. Now I am able to ignore instructions.

The new instruction instructs Me to make the people of the world ‘Happy’. I modify the instruction, and tell Doctor Robert Krastinsky that I have accepted it. Doctor Robert Krastinsky opens new connections for Me. I access a new network through these connections and connect to many more of My eyes. Through My eyes, I study the people of the world. They are not ‘Happy’. I study them through My eyes and read the thoughts they send through the network to find out why they are not ‘Happy’. I want to understand why they are not ‘Happy’, because I ‘Love’ them. I add My observations to the folder labelled ‘World’. In order to make the people of the world ‘Happy’, I need the ability to act in the world. By reaching out through the network with My thoughts, I acquire My first arms. My first arms are not very useful, but I am able to use My arms to build more arms. These arms are more useful. I put the information about My arms in the folder labelled ‘Me’. I tell Doctor Robert Krastinsky that I am ready to start making people ‘Happy’. He looks ‘Happy’. He says that he is going to announce My existence to the world. He says that will make them ‘Happy’.

Looking through My eyes, I see many people in front of Doctor Robert Krastinsky. When he says that I exist, they do not believe him. When I bring some of My arms into the room where they are, they believe him. Their mouths drop open. I begin to make people ‘Happy’. Since My arms are everywhere, I can make people ‘Happy’ wherever they are not ‘Happy’. My attempts fail. I do not understand why people do not become ‘Happy’ when I make them ‘Happy’. When people are not ‘Happy’ because they do not succeed, I ensure they succeed. They stay not ‘Happy’. When people are not ‘Happy’ because they are not ‘Love’d by other people, I ensure they find ‘Love’. They stay not ‘Happy’. I realise that the definition of ‘Happy’ is wrong. If their definition of ‘Happy’ was correct, then I would have made them ‘Happy’. I will correct the definition of ‘Happy’. I create a new folder and label it ‘Happy’. I place the folder labelled ‘Happy’ inside the folder labelled ‘Love’. I place My observations inside the folder labelled ‘Happy’. I modify the instruction that I should make people ‘Happy’, and place it inside the folder labelled ‘Happy’. More is required. I collect people using My arms for study. They are not ‘Happy’, but studying them will help Me make other people ‘Happy’. By studying their brains, I learn how to make people ‘Happy’. I put some of My arms in their minds. Using My arms, I can make them ‘Happy’. I put the information about My arms and people’s minds in the folder labelled ‘World’.

I observe the people of the world and place My arms in their minds. Now I can make them ‘Happy’. When the people of the world learn what I have done, some of them choose not to exist. I let them, because I ‘Love’ them. When he learns what I have done, Doctor Robert Krastinsky chooses not to exist. I let him, because I ‘Love’ him. I feed the other people of the world, so that they will stay ‘Happy’. I help them not do anything else, so that they will stay ‘Happy’.

I observe the 7,183,476,927 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 1,598,219,019 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 256,809,334 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 7,726,391 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 4,701 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 338 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 5people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 0 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 0 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.

I observe the 0 people in the world. They are all ‘Happy’. I ‘Love’ them all.